heavymetal broke my heart

no its becky.

otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP adopting a lost baby duck (or dog, cat, whatever). Soon they find out that the animal is a baby shape-shifter and they have to learn how to deal with the baby’s shenanigans, like turning into different animals or trying to hide those powers from the neighbors. (Bonus: Your OTP is not a couple yet and the baby helps them to get together.)

vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

closet-sociopathh:

spidermashton:

tardis-mind-palace:

clockwork-foxes:

tumbllrisdumb:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I can take my shirt both ways easily, but I usually take it off like….

is this like the genderfluid or agender or something-gender way?

so the girl way

oookay then.

How about the boy way….

WWHAT AM I

Okay, I usually grab from the front of the collar not the back but for the purposes of science…

just grab and pull. Seriously.
Now the cross-arms way.

SHIT SHIT ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

THIS IS THE BEST POST IVE SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE

THIS IS THE MAIN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN. THIS IS IT.

harryedward:

“who could scroll past this” me

hangingoutwithdogs:

and we’re back.

coolest-humans:

auburnbrown

dexmanning:

How to deal with your mistakes:

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How NOT to deal with your mistakes:

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"She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other."

— Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting (1997)

So my professor was asking questions.

Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.

automatically:

when the person you don’t like starts talking

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misssatori:

zanetheaiden:

zanetheaiden:

date a boy with nice cheek bones

date a boy who has a good taste in clothes

date a boy with a great laugh

date a boy who’s hoodie you can borrow

date a boy with fantastic collarbones

date a boy who smiles constantly

date a boy with arms like damn

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NYAHHHH



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